Not quite the same thing...

Booboo and I were sitting in my car waiting for the bus one morning last week; we already finished going over her spelling words and I had downed the last gulp of coffee when I felt a twinge in my lower abdominals. "Ugggggh, my stomach hurts," I said. "Why does your stomach always hurt when we're waitin' for the bus Mom?" she asked. "Well," I said, hesitating a moment, but deciding to answer blatantly, "It's because my bowels move at the same time every day." She looked at me inquisitively and asked, "Which ones Mom? A, E, I, O, or U?"